I just wanted to post this so I can laugh at it when I’m old.
[11:36] jrichordieflyin: name a better snack than the balls in cheez-it party mix
[11:37] grantmiz1: pleaseee
[11:37] grantmiz1: gardettos and its not close
[11:38] jrichordieflyin: lmaooooo
[11:38] jrichordieflyin: thats like saying dorell wright is the next lebron james
[11:38] grantmiz1: wow
[11:39] grantmiz1: cheez-it party mix wishes it was gardettos
[11:39] jrichordieflyin: like, dorell is alright, he’s good enough when you’re hungry, but if you have a choice, you go with lebron without thinking twice
[11:40] grantmiz1: i agree that lebron is better than dorrell
[11:40] jrichordieflyin: cheez-it party mix is the lebron of snacks
[11:41] grantmiz1: definitely not
[11:41] grantmiz1: ask 20 people what the best snack is
[11:41] jrichordieflyin: blashphemous
[11:41] grantmiz1: under 5 will say cheez-it party mix
[11:41] jrichordieflyin: zero will say gardettos
[11:41] jrichordieflyin: most wont even know what gardettos are
[11:42] grantmiz1: i never said gardettos are the lebron of snacks
[11:42] grantmiz1: but it is the bes
[11:42] grantmiz1: *best
[11:42] grantmiz1: that makes sense ^
[11:42] jrichordieflyin: no it doesnt
[11:42] grantmiz1: yes, 90% of the world population may not know what gardettos are
[11:42] grantmiz1: that doesn’t mean gardettos are not the best
[11:43] grantmiz1: that makes sense
[11:44] jrichordieflyin: but im not referring to lebron in the sense that he’s known
[11:44] jrichordieflyin: im just using lebron as the pinnacle of snacks
[11:45] grantmiz1: there’s no weak link in gardettos
[11:45] grantmiz1: you know the rice crackers you get at costco, there’s weak links in there
[11:46] grantmiz1: the seasoning
[11:46] grantmiz1: perfect
[11:47] jrichordieflyin: the dark ones
[11:47] jrichordieflyin: weak link
[11:47] jrichordieflyin: no racism
[11:47] grantmiz1: the hard ones?
[11:48] jrichordieflyin: yes
[11:48] grantmiz1: you just have to keep those in your mouth a few seconds longer
[11:48] jrichordieflyin: pause
[11:49] grantmiz1: lolllll
[11:49] grantmiz1: can’t just start chomping away at those
[11:49] jrichordieflyin: which means you have to pick through the bag when you eat
[11:49] jrichordieflyin: dont have to do that with party mix
[11:50] jrichordieflyin: unless youre in the mood for a perfect pretzel over a perfect cheez-it
[11:50] grantmiz1: cheez-its are gay
[11:50] grantmiz1: poor man’s gold fish
[11:50] jrichordieflyin: wowwwww.
[11:51] jrichordieflyin: cheez-its are about as gay as derek jeter
[11:52] grantmiz1: wrong
[11:53] jrichordieflyin: that’s your opinion
[11:53] jrichordieflyin: but it’s a wrong opinion
[11:54] grantmiz1: i’m just saying my weakest link is better than your weakest linnk
[11:54] jrichordieflyin: but i thought there wasnt a weakest link
[11:54] jrichordieflyin: but say there is
[11:54] jrichordieflyin: and mine is worse than yours
[11:55] jrichordieflyin: my top picks are better than yours
[11:55] jrichordieflyin: id rather have a bunch of top 5 picks every year with a couple at of the first round once in a while than a bunch of picks at the back end of the lottery
[11:56] jrichordieflyin: at the end of the first round*
[11:56] grantmiz1: I completely agree with that ^
[11:57] jrichordieflyin: party mix is the top 5 picks
[11:57] jrichordieflyin: youre picking guys like patrick o’bryant in the mid-lottery
[11:57] jrichordieflyin: with a few guys like paul pierce falling to you once in a while
[11:58] jrichordieflyin: you’re solid, but im hand picking guys like dwight, rose, lebron, and durant.
[11:59] grantmiz1: but you’re led by cheez its
[11:59] grantmiz1: cheez it party mix
[11:59] jrichordieflyin: ill take the jr giddens every once in a while if im picking from those guys most of the time
[11:59] jrichordieflyin: you dont even have a lead
[11:59] jrichordieflyin: you’re the denver nuggets
[12:00] jrichordieflyin: solid, but no lead guy
[12:01] grantmiz1: the cheez it is your leader?
[12:01] jrichordieflyin: yes, a great leader
[12:01] jrichordieflyin: a hall of fame leader
[12:02] grantmiz1: he’s always on the block
[12:02] grantmiz1: gold fish can step in and do what he does
[12:02] grantmiz1: tomorrow
[12:02] jrichordieflyin: sure, exchange lebron for durant and i’m still a contender
[12:02] jrichordieflyin: you have fun with ty lawson
[12:03] grantmiz1: all these assumptions
[12:03] jrichordieflyin: who’s your leader then?
[12:03] jrichordieflyin: who’s going to take the last shot?
[12:03] grantmiz1: sort of like a pick your poison type of thing
[12:04] jrichordieflyin: but that poison isn’t potent
[12:04] grantmiz1: opinion
[12:04] jrichordieflyin: the right opinion
[12:04] grantmiz1: in your opinion
[12:05] jrichordieflyin: so you acknowledge that you don’t have a go-to guy
[12:06] jrichordieflyin: I know it isn’t pretzels, because i have his better twin on my team
[12:06] jrichordieflyin: i have blake griffin, you have taylor griffin
[12:07] grantmiz1: if i had to pick one
[12:07] grantmiz1: its the sesame seed dough chip
[12:08] jrichordieflyin: lmaooo. that’s like having monta ellis as your go-to guy
[12:09] jrichordieflyin: always going to be an argument over if he’s the right guy. does he need to go. is he too small. is the team better in somebody elses hands
[12:10] grantmiz1: ^ that is all true about monta ellis
[12:10] grantmiz1: i agree
[12:10] jrichordieflyin: and the sesame seed chip is monta ellis
[12:12] jrichordieflyin: if sesame seed chip is your go-to guy, your team has a ceiling that mini me could touch
[12:15] grantmiz1: i could say your leader, cheez it, is like al harrington
[12:16] grantmiz1: always on the block
[12:16] grantmiz1: looking for a home
[12:16] jrichordieflyin: but you’d be wrong. cheez it has been in the game and thrived for decades
[12:16] grantmiz1: thrived?
[12:16] jrichordieflyin: thrived
[12:17] jrichordieflyin: perennial all-snack team
[12:17] grantmiz1: nope
[12:20] grantmiz1: ask anyone if they want cheez-its or gold fish
[12:21] grantmiz1: 50-50 split
[12:21] jrichordieflyin: its a kobe vs lebron argument though
[12:21] jrichordieflyin: not choosing between gallinari or lawson
[12:22] grantmiz1: pleasee
[12:23] grantmiz1: cheez its are like wheat things
[12:23] grantmiz1: *thins
[12:23] grantmiz1: can’t really get excited
[12:24] jrichordieflyin: similar, except for the fact that cheez its are good
[12:24] jrichordieflyin: youre getting excited about some sesame seed chip thing?
[12:24] jrichordieflyin: thats like saying, “im excited for the pistons to come to town”
[12:26] jrichordieflyin: all i know is one of your best players has a better twin that plays for my team
[12:26] jrichordieflyin: my team has a lead-dog
[12:26] jrichordieflyin: that is proven
[12:26] jrichordieflyin: and has an up and comer in the puffy ball ready to take the torch when cheez it is ready
[12:27] grantmiz1: kevin o’shea said puffed=wimp
[12:27] grantmiz1: and he won the heisman
[12:28] jrichordieflyin: lmaooo. after i read that, i just imagined dirk yelling, “shut it downnnn! let’s go hoooooooome!”
[12:29] jrichordieflyin: alright, i guess we’ll end it with that
[12:29] jrichordieflyin: ill see you in the finals…if you make it that far
[12:29] jrichordieflyin: gotta go to work
[12:29] jrichordieflyin: later
[12:29] grantmiz1: later
[12:30] grantmiz1: gg