My name is Scott, but I sign my name "SMizuno" because I think I'm a professional athlete. Please, no autographs while I'm eating.
I don't know if I love sports or the song "Reflection" from Mulan more, but I think Antoine Walker's shimmy and Gloria West tip the scale in favor of sports.
By day, I'm a couch-dwelling sports junkie. By night, I'm the undisputed Beer Pong Champion of the World. If you beat me in a best of seven, I will claim Kobe Bryant as my Lord and Savior.
Get ready, folks. I'm going off the top like Ian Kinsler.